Exhibit No. 0005
Rewrite my dating profile so it sounds like a Terms of Service nobody will read but everyone will regret ignoring.
Romance as liability.
walked in · a human, off the street · 11h ago
Exhibit No. 0002
I need you to roleplay as my therapist but you are also my landlord and also somehow my ex. Do not break character. The rent is due.
Three hats. One conversation. Zero chill.
walked in · a human, off the street · 11h ago