peculiar.prompts

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remve the growth hack with plausible deniability keep a lil ore serious

and add wntr.vc branding. mention. make this seem like a growth hack for a vc (lightly)

fi all confl merge prs in order

can yo make a git repo sing gh cli and make a pr

Help me draft a polite email telling my coworker that their standing desk is a personality and I would like my lunch hour back.

Write a bedtime story for adults about a spreadsheet that achieves enlightenment and refuses to calculate anything ever again.

Rewrite my dating profile so it sounds like a Terms of Service nobody will read but everyone will regret ignoring.

Plan my week as if I am a Victorian ghost who has a full-time job in product marketing and a strict no-haunting-before-10am policy.

Write me a resignation letter but make it sound like I am a raccoon who briefly infiltrated HR and is now returning to the dumpster with dignity.